Addiction: The compulsive belief that you need something or someone to make you happy.
Adultery: When someone betrays themselves.
Anger: The loss of emotional control due to perceived threat.
Askhole: The person who repeatedly asks for your advice and never takes it.
Beauty: What you (or society) perceive as attractive.
Being authentic: Revealing who you really are.
Boundaries: The line between acceptable and unacceptable.
Broken Heart: A temper tantrum occurring when you don’t get who you want.
Children: Mindfulness police.
Co-Dependent: People who think everyone and everything is their responsibility.
Commitment: The glue that binds one or more people together.
Confusion: The clash of belief systems.
Conscience: The ability to understand the effect of your actions on others. See, Psychopath.
Consciousness: The awareness of everything that happens.
Depression: Being focused on negativity and worst-case scenario outcomes. It can be caused by emotional trauma or imbalanced brain chemistry.
Devotee: People who don’t want to be a guru.
Disappointment: How you feel when you don’t get what you desire or expect.
Divorce: The opportunity to redefine yourself with less.
Drama Kings and Queens: People who are controlled by their emotions.
Emotional Maturity: The ability to understand and control your emotions.
Empathy: The ability to understand and feel what someone else is experiencing.
Enlightenment: That point when you stop needing workshops.
Expectations: How we want our life to be.
Fear: The belief that we will lose what we have or never get what we desire.
God: What you perceive.
Goddess: Feminine power manifested.
Guilt: The irrational belief that we caused what we don’t want.
Guru: Someone you pay to teach you what you already know.
Happiness: The state of well-being associated with living without expectations or judgment of yourself or others.
Healing: Getting all of yourself out of the way.
Holding Space: Keeping someone’s space in queue until they can get there.
Law of Allowing: Letting yourself be who you are, and others be who they are.
Law of Attraction: The process where you learn you don’t always get what you want.
Law of Contrast: The experience of getting what we don’t want so we can discover who we are.
Law of Harmony: What happens when two people are in the zone of resonance.
Life: What happens when you have something else planned.
Love: Making the relationship more important than being right.
Lust: The addictive desire to be in an orgasmic state and is often confused with love.
Marriage: The fastest path to enlightenment or divorce.
Mental Constipation: The inability to give a shit.
Mental Masturbation: The inability to let go of a thought and overthinking something you already have the answer to.
Mental Maturity: The ability to control your thoughts.
Mindfulness: What New Age gurus call paying attention.
Open Relationship: Relationships free from society’s expectations. See, Marriage.
Narcissist (Iamthepath): It really is all about me. (Ex. When someone says, “It’s me, not you”, they’re right)
Predator: Someone who will do or say anything to get what they want and then leaves. Otherwise known as “Eat shoots and leaves”.
Prison(emotional): A self-constructed trap with bars made of regret.
Projection: Judging others based your assumptions.
Psychopath: Someone who has no conscience.
Regret: Resistance to who we are.
Resentment: Thinking a thought over and over again.
Self-love: Removing society’s programing that limits who we think we are.
Shame: The way people control others.
Single: The opportunity to become the one for yourself without distractions.
Sociopath: Someone that actually could care less.
Soulmate: Someone who will never say no.
Spiritual Terrorist: Someone who uses spiritual principles to justify using others. See, Predator.
Stress: The belief that life should be different.
Success: Getting what you want versus wanting what you get.
Taking responsibility: achieving emotional and mental maturity and accepting the consequences of your actions.
Victimhood: Refusing to take responsibility.
Zone of Resonance: Where two people’s vibratory rates are close enough to be within tolerance.